Jesus was a loser and a coward
It's time the truth be told. Jesus was a loser and a coward, it's just that plain and simple. Just listen to this tripe:
Mt 5:38 "You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’
39 But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.
44 But I tell you: Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,
45 that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.
46 If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that?
47 And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that?
48 Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.
Can you believe this coward? This is shameful, really. And very un-Christian.
Here's what a real Christian does:
 | Sends their little boys and girls into a military to defend our Nation and way of life. |
| Supports a war on terrorism, to hunt out the evil scum and kill them. |
| Prays God will help the soldiers to find and kill all the enemy, as quickly as possible. |
Frankly, I'm not sure these horrible passages in Matthew are even real. (Well, ok, they're in the other Gospels too, but they probably just copied from each other. Doesn't mean a thing.) I think they were probably put there by Satan to try to weaken us, and our true Christian resolve.
Just think if we had actually been practicing what this coward preached for these last 2000 years. No crusades (where the Real Church killed millions of the infidel Muslims, praise God.) No Lutheran sponsored Holocaust. The Roman empire would have turned into a peace-loving state when Constantine became emperor 1700 years ago. No American civil war, as the 2 Christian sides would have resolved their differences peacefully. It's inconceivable.
Sure, occasionally the whole peaceful resistance thing gets lucky and works, like when Gandhi helped free the entire Indian continent from hundreds of years of British oppression without a single gunshot or raised fist. Hey, even a stopped clock is right twice a day, everyone knows that. But he was only a pagan Hindu, instead of a real Christian. And India finally came to its senses anyway, and developed their own military and nuclear bombs. So there.
It warms my heart to attend Memorial Day Church services, especially on or near military bases. To see all the people who have lost lives & limb preserving our freedoms and way of life, now THAT is God's blessing. THAT is true courage. THAT is true patriotism. THAT is true Christianity, not the crap Jesus was saying.
As a part of the War on Terrorism I really think we need to reprint our Bibles, and remove these shamefully cowardly passages. They could possibly dampen the spirits of our fighting men and women.
Of course, there are a few others that might need editing. Just read this shameful display of cowardice:
Mt 26:47 While he was still speaking, Judas, one of the Twelve, arrived. With him was a large crowd armed with swords and clubs, sent from the chief priests and the elders of the people.
48 Now the betrayer had arranged a signal with them: "The one I kiss is the man; arrest him."
49 Going at once to Jesus, Judas said, "Greetings, Rabbi!" and kissed him.
50 Jesus replied, "Friend, do what you came for." Then the men stepped forward, seized Jesus and arrested him.
51 With that, one of Jesus’ companions reached for his sword, drew it out and struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his ear.
52 "Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword."
Luke 22:51 But Jesus answered, "No more of this!" And he touched the man’s ear and healed him.
Here the terrorists are coming. They are going to beat Jesus, mock him & murder him. If they'd had a plane they would have flown it right up his cowardly ass. He knows that, and so do we. But does he fight? No. One of his followers actually has courage, and attacks one of the terrorists, cutting off his ear. Jesus tells them to stop this, and then actually heals the terrorist! He even calls one of the murdering terrorists friend!! Can you believe this? Me neither. Couldn't have happened. Even if it did, it clearly has no bearing on the current military campaign of Infinite Justice to wipeout terrorism.
That's why he was not only a coward, but a loser. He didn't fight the terrorists, and they killed him. Oh, yeah, we try and wash over this with the whole salvation of all thing, but that has nothing to do with us.
Clearly.
I mean, can you actually imagine what would happen if we did what this coward did? Lived how he lived?
What kind of a world we'd be in if this had been the sole Gospel of the Holy Christian Church for the last 2,000 years?
Me neither.
God Bless America.
p.s. Though it pains me to do so, the numbers of bitter emails I've received forces me to make the following statement:
The preceding piece is sarcasm. It states the exact opposite of what it really means, in order to make a point. I'm sorry if you didn't get it.
